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shitty phone

Every KK Slider song....AT THE SAME TIME!

Yikes!

The Garden Defender

Being a gardener can be fraught with problems, you need to get yourself this insect-annihilating Garden Defender. It’s a helicopter that will blow those creepy crawlies to kingdom come. I love the smell of dead insects in the morning!

Bacon Bandages

Greasy, gooey, and great for sores and cuts

Man without a face

With American Vince Dallas (Dallas Wiens) horrible accident occurred. 25 year old guy who worked on the decor of one of the local churches, hit the strongest level of electric shock. It was so strong that the entire front portion of the skin and partially burnt bones of the skull immediately. About three months Dallas was in a coma and the chances that he will live, were insignificant.

Vodka In The Nose

Not a good way to end your night

Dogboarding

Skateboarding is so Michael J. Fox circa 1985/55. It’s all about using live animals now, so go grab your pet, rip its paws off and replace them with some gnarly Bones STFs & take to the streets. Man's best friend becomes man's best board. Woof.

"Sexuality"

Whatever they're going to be screening at the Vancouver International Film Festival, it sure looks like it's going to be intriguing if this advert is anything to go by. Donkeys, Furries, weird bondage contraptions that involve rotating handcuffs, beds, curtains.

Pussycat Dolls - Blender Magazine October 2008

Pussycat Dolls - Blender Magazine October 2008